Here are a few:
- The other day I had an obsessive/compulsive episode of pulling out my gray hairs (all of a sudden they are showing up like crazy). Anyhow, I walked into the kitchen and complained to Ethan about getting old and gray. Ethan, very nonchalantly replied: "Mom, you need 'Nice-N-Easy'. You just spray it in your hair and it's all the color you want."
- Ellie had been stealing tic tacs from her brother's room. One day she came into the living room making a funny face with her mouth. I interrogated her about what was in her mouth. She replied (smiling with orange in her teeth) "It's a cheese stick."
- After failing at trying to convince her dad that she didn't need to brush her teeth yet by telling him she was hungry and needed a cheese stick Ellie comes running into the kitchen: "Mom (in a whiney voice), can I have a cheese stick?" Me: "What did dad say?" Ellie: "Don't tell him."
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